Transylmania
Rated R (95 min)

Located deep in the heart of the "cursed land" of Transylvania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan University isn't your typical institution of higher learning -- and the black leather-clad professors, three-foot-tall dean, instruction in crucifix-wielding, and topless vampiresses lurking in dark corners are just the start. Starring: Patrick Cavanaugh, James Debello, Paul H. Kim, Tony Denman, Jennifer Lyons. Rated R for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, language and some violence.